I got a chop suey sandwich for Father’s Day

Beloved Salem Willows staple to dissapear

My family, bless them, took me to Salem Willows and treated me to a chop suey sandwich in celebration of Father’s Day. Unfortunately, it might be my last one.

Okay, that is a lot to unpack. First of all, you’re probably wondering where and what Salem Willows may be. Second of all, you have to be pondering how “chop suey” and “sandwich” could possibly be combined together. Finally, you might have been alarmed by my “last one” statement. Rest assured, I’m in fine health and hope to be around for plenty more Father’s Days. The chop suey sandwich’s days are numbered, however.